26 years ago, when God made Dianna Agron...
Dianna: hi! I'm Dianna Agron
Dianna: are you breathing?
Me: *dropping dead on the floor*
Dianna: damn it I did it again
Finn: Hey I just realized being in the Glee yearbook is embarrassing so I bailed on you.
Quinn: Hey I heard you wanted a picture in the yearbook so I got you a full page.
Rachel: Oh Finn you're so great!
Finn: Oh hey Rachel I know my stepdad is in the hospital but I prayed to this sandwich to get to second base with you.
Quinn: I'll go with you to pray for Burt.
Rachel: Finn is so dreamy...
Finn: Rachel you're kind of stalker like and I wish you wouldn't wear nicer clothing.
Quinn: I will do anything for you Mistre- I mean Berry.
Rachel: Finn oh Finn my sweet prince.
Rachel: Oh Quinn could you date Sam for me?
Rachel: And can you come back to Glee for me?
Rachel: Oh also Finn can you buy me something from this list for Christmas, nothing extravagant.
Finn: I bought you a pig and a star with my name on it!
Rachel: Oh Finn you're perfect.
Finn: Rachel marry me because I have nothing good in my life and that includes you.
Rachel: Oh Finn sure yes.
Quinn: Rachel Finn is ruining your life!
Rachel: Quinn we're kinda friends huh?
Quinn: What kinda yeah so?
Rachel: Come to my wedding and support my marriage to Finn.
Quinn: Fine, hug me first.
Finn: Rachel give up your dreams for me.
Quinn: Fuck you assholes I'm in a wheelchair and all I have is teen jesus to heal me.
BRITTANY'S BEST EPISODES
morrisoutswagsyou: Britney/Brittany, Comeback, Original Song, Rumours, I am Unicorn ALL WRITTEN BY
quinn-fabgay: fucktana: quinn-fabgay: Brittany and Santana have been ‘romantically involved’ for 45 episodes and they’ve kissed once. wow this is just upsetting EDIT; I made a little miscount, and it’s 2 kisses. BUT STILL. Mate, 2 kisses. wow. pda overload.
backtobrittana: quinntana: i need a girlfriend or boyfriend. fast.
Wait, so Joe calls Quinn pretty and that...
blueberryfabray: skinnylovefaberry: double standard show
If Quinn had a substantial part on Glee
Quinn: Ok, I had a plastic surgery after being bullied for being ugly. I transferred schools and was written as a bitch because I'm pretty and pretty girls are bitches. I dated the quarterback, who's an idiot, and cheated on him with his best friends, who's also an idiot and I had sex with him, despite the fact that I didn't want to have sex before marriage and I was inebriated.
Quinn: And then I fell pregnant, was kicked out by my parents and later by my boyfriend. Then the baby daddy told me he could never be faithful to me but expected me to settle for him anyways.
Quinn: I gave up my baby and no one ever got to see how traumatized I was because of that until a year later when I dyed my hair pink, got an ugly tattoo and started smoking.
Quinn: And the entire time I keep saying I don't want a boyfriend, because I'd rather be independent, but I still somehow get involved in the most obnoxious love stories the world has ever seen. And I never seem to have a say in what happens to me.
Quinn: I'm used as a plot device for Will's failed marriage, for Finn's relationship to Rachel, for Puck's relationship to his father and for Lauren's insecurities about her looks.
Quinn: I'm publicly humiliated right before prom, although winning prom queen was everything I ever wanted.
Quinn: And then I get into Yale and finally am able to say goodbye to all the boy drama, but again it only serves as a plot device for Rachel's relationship to Finn and I'm hit by a truck just to delay the marriage.
Quinn: Of course my being in a wheelchair is not about me, either, because there's Joe who's new to life and needs to hook up with someone. Nevermind that he's a sophomore and I'm leaving to Yale in a few months. No, let's talk about his boner.
Quinn: And let's talk about how Artie feels about me being in a wheelchair. That's what people are interested in.
Quinn: And where the fuck is Shelby?
Quinn: Fuck this shit. I'm outta here.
Rachel: Yes, Quinn?
Quinn: I hate this show. We're leaving.
Rachel: But Finn...
Quinn: WE'RE LEAVING NOW!
Rachel: I believe I haven't told you how pretty you are in a while.
achelereferences: littleolrabbit: Remember when Dianna was sick and couldn’t come to the concert so Lea had to actually hold air and side hug it with the saddest puppy pout known to man?